Once again, our dear friend from the great state of
It truly isn't fair to burden all of you with all this talk of my body and sex simply because I am, as a sexy Aussie puts it, toey.
I ask that you guys simply stop and think about something for a minute.
Now, I am not complaining or anything but, honestly, how is a girl not to feel a little toey now and again when all these sexy men are reading what I write? It is like being in high school surrounded by all the popular guys and at a loss for words.
I mean, we are talking some guys with accents! *swoon* Some work with their hands – and who can resist a man with great hands, I ask you? Others are thought provoking, aw inspiring, and good for a few laughs. Still others have great feet, a nice ass, bedroom eyes, and killer smiles. I can’t forget those who ride motorcycles, sail boats, play on surfboards, sit fine in a saddle, and drive all manners of vehicles. There are those with dogs, cats, horses, and kids (which are not exactly pets, but...) Oh, and the men who are sincere,creative, charming, honest, quick witted, know how to turn a phrase, and appreciate women *sigh* I ask you, what is a girl to do?
Not that I am complaining, mind you. I enjoy what you guys have to say, but you have to forgive me for attempting to flirt a bit or talking about sex a tad. (If you could only read what I am really thinking!)
I seriously tried to fix the problem on Wednesday. I mean, I have a partial fix but definitely not a full solution. Sometimes things just don't work... but then that happens to all guys, right?
It is like Seinfeld said - and right now I can totally relate -
"To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's going to come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through."
That is exactly it. except there is no garbage man in sight - with working equipment. SO I am at a loss. I could do it myself, but that is a quick fix. Instead, I have been, as you might have noticed, talking about it all the time. And it seems like everyone else is too. It is an interesting topic - the different ways men and women view sex, attraction, etc. But, I have probably been talking about it a bit too much; I am a bit too interested of late.
Thus my secret has been revealed. I stand before you, the sexy men (and women) who read this, admitting that... I am just a wee bit... toey!