Men are willing to tell the most interesting facts about themselves. They will give you the details of their cut abs or their exercise habits, or how much beer they can drink in a given period of time and the words they can belch. They might also give you a measurement - and I don't mean the measurement of their waist line or chest as that is something they are interested in knowing about a woman rather than sharing theirs with the same.
It is this measurement that intrigues me - or it entertains in some way. Why, oh why, do men need to know the length or the girth? It isn't as if these measurements are useful. Women need their bust measurements in order to fit clothes properly. Men don't need to have anything "fit" this particular body part.
Many of them measure anyway. They find ways of measuring that defy the imagination. I mean, they can measure from point A to point B or they can measure from behind point A to point B. The men that decide to measure are quite creative because, it is commonly believed, that the higher the number, the greater the result.
Of course, for some women that number really does matter while for others it doesn't.
Okay, so this is one of those little quirks about some men. They measure. They measure and feel free to tell women the results. They might even advertise the results. But there is one thing (beyond this) I don't understand...
Some times the measurement varies...
Yes, it varies. I have heard a guy explain that he is carrying 7 inches... or 8.
There is an inch difference there? An inch of growth? An inch that magically appears…
When measured from point A to point B, he measures 7... and yet, he also measures 8.
I am sorry guys, but how does this work? From whence does that inch appear? How can something that doesn't really grow over time grow an extra inch? And how do you know that it has grown that inch? I mean, do you feel an inch magically appear and disappear?
Does that inch appear only when certain variables occur?
Perhaps this inch appears during a full moon? When the sun is in the 7th house? When Venus and Saturn are aligned? When the tide is high? When the humidity is below 40%? In months that have only 30 days? Or maybe when you are "really" turned on???
It is this inch that intrigues me...
If I can figure out that inch and how you can make it magically appear and disappear... wow just think of what I can do with my bust line!!